happy birthday, jesus

December 30th, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

so everyone knows that christmas is jesus’ birthday. we get that, right? and of course, you always have to visit family.

but i’ll be willing to bet that you never saw this coming

say what?

you said what now?!

December 1st, 2010 § 0 comments § permalink

you know when something crazy happens to you and you just need to vent sometimes things don’t come out exactly in the most logical of ways.

especially when you meant to respond but then got caught up in the middle of it.

and then you start explaining…

because you know it always starts off with someone that is extremely logical and “not-crazy” (like: mom, ex, boss, satan… you get the picture) that is panicking about something really really important.

clearly you were the crazy one for not understanding their concern.

and then you realize that perhaps what you said to your friend initially was misphrased… ever so slightly, yet changing the meaning entirely.