seriously!?

you know when something crazy happens to you and you just need to vent sometimes things don’t come out exactly in the most logical of ways.

especially when you meant to respond but then got caught up in the middle of it.

and then you start explaining…

because you know it always starts off with someone that is extremely logical and “not-crazy” (like: mom, ex, boss, satan… you get the picture) that is panicking about something really really important.

clearly you were the crazy one for not understanding their concern.

and then you realize that perhaps what you said to your friend initially was misphrased… ever so slightly, yet changing the meaning entirely.

there are a lot of ways to hurt your wrist, you know…

and requesting an ergonomic keyboard isn’t totally crazy, right?

unless you’re a grad student… because we all know grad students are just slaves, right?

so it’s totally valid to tell your prof you hurt your wrist, right? you just might not want to mention why.

seriously, i know everyone has that one person in their family that is like SPAM GOD.

what’s even better is when you get forwards from other family members of what SPAM GOD just sent you. like you didn’t have enough junk mail already?

of course every once in a while you get ticked off and send a really awesome response back

sadly, when you aren’t the only person on the list chances are 2 seconds later you will get something else back. because for the love of god nobody understands when it is appropriate to use reply all.

which always ends in…

really – i mean i like to think that people are generally smart. but maybe i am wrong.

in fact, i am definitely wrong.

is there really no hope for the future?

he could be a troll right?

le sigh.

because you get home to the check actually delivered via fed ex.

so you think, ok maybe captain crazypants did send it to me. with a little extra money for movers. sounds ok… maybe.
and then you open the envelope.

really, there are no words.

oh and as a sidenote: voice of reason – you are fired. EPIC FAIL.

so this is a story about trying to sell something on craigslist.

seriously, you would think it is a simple thing to do. and i mean i know there are weird people on craigslist but generally speaking i don’t believe it is too much to ask to be able to have a simple sales transaction on craigslist. to relatively normal people.

i would be wrong.

now i think this sounds slightly odd but i mean, people are weird. i will check with my “voice of reason” and see what she says.

VOR fail. because clearly this person is capt crazypants.

and i am crazy people fly paper.