commence the morning by unlocking the deadbolt.
then go to ikea
stand in front of door with IKEA crap and the key won’t go in… note the key on the inside of the door that you forgot about.
call international locksmith … please wait 3 hours
of course locksmith 30 mins late
locksmith pops open door with cardboard (like magic)… in about 20 secs
please pay $75
punch you in the face.
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